Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Randomize
