Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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