Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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