Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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