At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
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