so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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