What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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