I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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