whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He keeps bees of course he's weird
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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