Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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