I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Dick very happy bro
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
