Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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