I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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