someone get that fucking seahorse.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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