I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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