her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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