I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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