Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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