He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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