This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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