So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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