she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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