we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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