two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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