i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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