This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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