You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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