batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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