Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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