It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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