that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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