i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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