i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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