Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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