All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I'm having to shit out rocks
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