I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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