Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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