the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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