haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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