you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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