Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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