If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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