At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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