But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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