....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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