How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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