I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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