It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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