No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
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Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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