On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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