Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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