i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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