no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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