Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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